This is insanity. I've met septuagenarians who are healthier than me. I literally want to claw my skin off right now. AAAGHHHHH!!!!!
The thing that really makes me mad is that it was JUST WATERMELON. It wasn't like I was doing hard drugs. I wasn't even taking TYLENOL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. I just want to cry. Partly from the discomfort, partly from the fact that I can't live my life because I'm constantly being punished by my stupid body. I am just freaking out right now. This is insanity.
I know I'll be better in a few days... but does that mean I have to be MISERABLE in the mean time?