this week, i had to go on a macrobiotic fast to take care of the side effects of the
antibiotics i took. they were gnarly.
the only thing that got me through it was 'the best of jefferson airplane' and my
subscription to martha stewart weddings. there were a lot of late nights listening
to "white rabbit" examining floral centerpieces.
i went to the grocery store and picked up some exquisite shrooms.
this is a shiitake mushroom. to pick a good shiitake, it's crucial
that the mushroom hasn't flared yet. the edges of the mushroom
should be curled under, like a teacup flipped upside down.
don't cook with the stems of mushrooms. they're tough and the
sense i get is that they're very constricting and yang. they're much
tastier when slow-boiled as an ingredient in soup stock. i have a
giant stack of frozen shiitake stems in my fridge at home.
mushrooms really do make you mellow. slivered shiitake
mushrooms finely, boil for fifteen minutes and add a pinch
of sea salt to relieve tension and calm a frayed disposition.
this is a portobello mushroom cap. i usually don't cook with them
because i think they're too flaky and messy, but it added a nice
chewiness to my spaghetti.
those of you with dishes that predate 1980 must have at least one
iconic, all-american chicken bowl. i've seen these in almost every
apartment i've been in that wasn't an ikea show model.
i thought that using this bowl would inject my food with that
peaceful, easy feelin'.
ok, so it occurs to me that this picture looks like primordial
mitochondria, so i apologize for how unappetizing it is.
psychedelic psquash pspaghetti
with
mellow mushroom sauce
::ingredients::
two spaghetti squashes
5 cloves garlic
2 shallots
2 tbsp olive oil
sea salt
1 large yellow onion, diced
3 cups diced assorted mushrooms
1/2 cup almond slivers
toasted sesame oil
3 tbsp kuzu dissolved in 5 tsbp cold water
tamari to taste
::squash noodles::
preheat oven to 375. slice squashes in half, and gut seeds and sprouts with a spoon,
leaving about 1/2 to 1 inch fruit on every side, depending on the initial size of your
squash (see above photograph). mince garlic and shallots, and fill inside cavity of
each squash half. pour 1/2 tbsp olive oil, and coat squash and fillings thoroughly.
bake at 375 approximately 1 hour.
::sauce::
stir-fry onion in toasted sesame oil over medium heat until translucent, about 3-5
minutes. add mushrooms, stir-fry an additional 3-5 minutes until soft, then add
3-4 cups water, almond slivers, bring to a boil, and simmer for 15 minutes.
add tamari and stir. take your dissolved kuzu mix and SLOWLY fold into
the pot, mixing quickly. if you pour it all in at once, you'll end up with a
solidified block of creamy jello that tastes like nothing. it's gross. make sure
your kuzu is fully incorporated.
once your spaghetti squash is out of the oven, allow it to cool until it's safe to
touch. grasping the squash, rake the tines of your fork down the sides, peeling
the "noodles" from the squash, and deposit them into a large bowl. if the squash
is cool, this is really fun. if the squash is still hot, like mine was last night because
i'm a glutton who might as well just eat out of a trough, it's incredibly painful.
let that be a lesson to wait for it to cool.
spoon a large dollop of your mushroom sauce over your garlicky "noodles,"
pour yourself a big bowl of greens (i used dark kale, below), and enjoy!
mmmm. groovy.